Tronfy MX Android cheap set-top box

  Cheap Android set-top TV Box   I have been doing my best to test the validity of the old adage “you get what you pay for”. With some minor exceptions, the adage seems to be holding true. However be it curiosity or be it stupidity, I have decided to test it once again with…

Dragon Quest : Facts and Fiction

Originally posted on Dragon Quest Castle:
With a game of such magnitude, you know there will be rumours spreading like wildfire. As with most rumours, some have a basis in truth, while others are simply wrong. For instance, is the following statement true or false? “You can keep the iron safe from chapter 3 and…

Dragon Quest – Pafu-Pafu

Originally posted on Dragon Quest Castle:
Pafu-Pafu / Puff-Puff Pafu-Pafu is a running gag in the Dragon Quest titles whereby a bunny-girl will sandwich the hero’s face in between her breasts and then push them towards your face. Generally, the pafu-pafu scenes are in black and one must use their imagination. One can only speculate…

Kitsch Cat

  The most epic cat shirt in the history of the universe.   Look at this. There are no words to describe what stands before us. Of course, be it that I am paid per word, I will do my best to describe it anyway. If one only takes a quick glance at the shirt,…

Transforming Sea Animal Robot – Bloodthirsty war Dolphin

  Transforming Sea Animal Robot – Bloodthirsty war Dolphin   Dolphins – for centuries these majestic and beloved creatures have returned us home when lost at sea, playfully entertained our children and shared in our miraculous gift of heightened intelligence but In our folly and hubris we have blindly accepted them as allies. Recent intelligence…

U8 Smartwatch Review

  U8 watch – A Cheap iOS and Android Smartwatch. There are many smartwatches out there. Some are incredibly amazing such as the Apple Watch, while others are fairly middle-of-the-road in terms of function and style. Some however are even lower than the ‘middle of the road’ – In fact some may be best described…

iJobs Mini – The Steve Jobs toy

  iJobs Mini – The Steve Jobs action Figure toy. Are you tired of your children wasting their playtime with nonsensical transforming robots or with the sugary-sweet adventures of rainbow-coloured ponies? A mutant Ninja Turtle? That sounds like a horrific abomination to both Man and God – There has to be a better way! Introducing…

Cheap Apple Watch Bands – An Overview

    Cheap Knock-Off Apple Watch Sport Bands. Are they any good? Sometimes in order to save money, yet still have the ‘best in class’ products, people will buy an expensive device, and garnish it with inexpensive accessories. This is especially true for the iPhone consumer, where we buy an expensive phone and slap it…

Robo-Fuk: The iPhone sex machine

  WTF? Robo-Fuk iPhone Sex Toys? I am so in love with my iPhone, it’s the first thing I see in the morning and the last thing I hold at night. I feel it understands me, wants to spend time with me and just maybe it even loves me too. Our love is a passionate…

Musical Apple Watch toy for toddlers: P-Watch

    A Musical toy Apple Watch for kids. To the surprise of absolutely nobody, I love my Apple Watch. Perhaps to the surprise of some, I also love my kids. That being said, my youngest daughter likes to grab my Apple Watch and play around with it, refusing to take ‘no’ for an answer….

Spiderman Penis gun: Fantastic Dart Set

Spider-Man Dart Gun Toy with a Penis for aTrigger In our last exciting episode of “Knock-Off Spider men, and the women who love them” Spidey explained, and demonstrated to us quite vividly, his challenges with Irritable Bowel Syndrome. We laughed, we cried and we pooped. Well Spidey is back in the Rubbish Reviews with this…

Opinion: Top 5 Apple Hardware Designs

    The 10 Best Apple Hardware designs. These machines may not have always had the greatest specs, price, popularity or even achievements but they are indeed beautiful and wonderfully conceived. Until Apple’s resurgence with Steve Jobs in the mid-to-late 90’s, computers were nothing more than large grey boxes that while functional, the design language…

My 2 cents on The Galaxy Note 5 #pengate

Galaxy Note 5 #pengate and why it matters. I know I’ll always remember where I was during the iPhone 4 ‘antennagate’ scandal, you can’t forget a thing like that, no matter how many drugs you take or electroshock you undergo. Imagine, telling users that blocking the antenna on their phone affects reception! It reminds me…

My Little Pony Sex dolls : My little clopper

MLP – My Little Pony Sex Toys. No, you read that right. Today’s topic will be about real sex toys based on the popular cartoon and toy line for kids. Chances are, you have heard of My Little Pony (MLP). Perhaps you or your children are a fan of our equestrian heroes or alternatively, you…

Kids Transformable Toy Train: Train Deformatio!

  Knock-Off Transformer Music Train. A few months ago I was walking through my friendly neighborhood dollar store, which in all honesty is actually more of an expensive, out of town dump run by a very suspicious and unfriendly person. Regardless, while I was in the store I bumped into a shelf by mistake and…

Knock-Off School Supplies: Back to School 2015!

Knock-Off Apple Back-To-School Supplies. It’s that time of year again – time to say goodbye to the luxury of summer vacation and once again, or perhaps for the 1st time, head off to school. For most first time students, there is some nervousness and apprehension which is perfectly understandable. For you returning students, you know…

Candy Cigarettes Knock-Off Nerd Smoking Special

Candy Cigarettes are bad M’Kay? According to statistics Canada, between 1999 and 2012 the percentage of tobacco smokers aged 15 and older decreased from 25% to 16%. This stands in line with my own unscientific observations as I have noticed many of my friends and family have also quit smoking in the last few years,…

iPhone Gun Grip case

iPhone Gun Case, or ‘How to get your dumb-ass shot for no reason’. According to Fox News, America, or ‘Murica, if you prefer is under siege! ‘Thug Culture’ if permeating through our schools. Teenagers are listening to ‘Thug’ music and wearing ‘Thug’ clothes and this is leading our most vulnerable of generations to not only…

Retro memoirs: ZZT

Retro Game programming with ZZT. In my day job, I get to design and code software. Sure it’s related to business applications and not the next Dragon Quest or Megaman game, but I like it anyway. Even in my spare time, when I am not reviewing rubbish for the Knock-Off Nerd series, I am sitting…

iPhone dog chew toy: iBone!

  iPhone themed dog chew toy. So what happens when you type in “iPhone” into an online shop and then sort by lowest to highest price? You find the iBone, mans best friend’s, best toy, and for your meagre investment you are rewarded with a dog toy shaped and painted like an iPhone. It looks…

Dragon Quest vs. Dragon Warrior

Originally posted on Dragon Quest Castle:
In the early years, localizations of Japanese games to?North America?would undergo many changes – story, graphics, the removal of violent scenes and sexually charged events as well as the modification of the packaging to remove any and all traces of its original Japanese culture. Fortunately, much less of this…

Ghostbusters Knock-off toy: Spook Chasers

Spook chasers – Retro Knock-Off Ghostbusters Toys. You know it’s going to be a great day when you wake up with the theme to Ghostbusters playing on loop in your head. Regardless of how many years pass, this song is flawless, perfect in every single possible way. Ghostbusters was an integral part of my childhood…

Apple Watch Erotica novel: Invaded by the iWatch

‘Invaded by the iWatch’ Erotic fiction – Apple Watch Sex! During some of my random browsing in the deep caverns of Amazon, I came across an oddity that struck my eye – A short story written by fellow Canadian Leonard Delaney entitled “Invaded by the iWatch”. My immediate reaction was to yell “It’s not an…

Apple Watch – My Initial experience

In the past I have reviewed a knock-off Apple Watch as well as put the watch on trial, but now – Let’s take a  look at Cupertino’s latest little marvel – The Apple Watch. These are my initial impressions and keep in mind I am still in the discovery phase myself, so this review will…

Even More iPhone Kids toys: Y-Phone

Y-Phone – iPhone Music Toy for Kids. Oh look, another pile of rubbish that was designed to look like, and capitalize on, the iPhone. This one is called the Y-Phone and if you say it really fast it almost sounds like the real thing. Very clever.  Although it looks like an iPhone, it is not…

Nintendo/Topps “Game Packs” 1989 cards

Nintendo retro trading cards and stickers. I want to take you back to 1989, when nothing mattered more to me than Nintendo and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. In fact, just writing this sentence makes me want to play TMNT II: The Arcade game on my NES. At that time, I was also a card…

Sexy Board Games: Wildly Sexy Dares!

Bored with sex? Try ‘Wildly Sexy Dares!’ the Board Game. “Dear Penthouse, I know this story is going to sound made up, but I swear it is all true! My husband, as cheap as he is, went to our local thrift store and brought home “Wildly sexy dares”. We opened it up together, nervously giggling…

Knockoff Spider-man Toilet Solar powered toy: Fiber Man!

Solar Powered Spider-man Sitting on a Toilet toy. In the last exciting episode of the ‘moderately-remarkable Spider-man’, Doc. Oc decided to end his feud with our hero by inviting Spider-man to a comfortable brunch at his place. Spider-man agreed to the meeting, for if there was a way to bring peace to the world, he…

The People vs. Apple Watch

Is the Apple Watch of any Value? A Preview. Case # 00001: The People vs. the Apple Watch This may not be the Supreme Court, heck it may not even be the people’s court. It’s not even night court (although our hallways are also littered with wise-cracking prostitutes and slimy lawyers) but we dispense justice…

iPhone clone: The GooPhone experiment

GooPhone i6 – The iPhone 6 Counterfeit Clone. I recently bought a gooPhone i6 which for those that do not know, is an iPhone 6 hardware clone, running on Android and skinned to look like iOS. I have also recently bought an android budget smart watch – the uWatch 8. The watch was supposed to work…

iPhone musical Kids Toy: iPhonys

iPhone Musical Toy for Kids. What is the best way to sell a pile of crappy products? Of course the answer is “rip off a successful product in some way-shape-or form and sell it cheap”. Obviously only the dumbest among us will buy something they don’t even want, just because it remotely resembles something they…

Dollar Store gang-bang – Vol. 1

Weird Dollar Store toys, and the people that love them. Welcome to the first edition of ‘Dollar Store gang-bang’ where a gang can go to get more bang for their buck. Yea, that’s what I mean by the title, what did you think I meant? In our first edition, we have a few oddities that…

iPod Shuffle Clone part II: The Revenge-ining!

Cheap Apple iPod Shuffle Clones. After I purchased the iPod Nano 5th generation, I was torn – Part of me loved the device, but part of me was concerned that the interface would be too much for the kids to handle. It was then that I decided I needed to provide them with a more…

Transformable Thomas the Train: Thom-a-stator!

Transformers Knock-Off Thomas the Tank Engine Gestalt Abomination. “One day… an Autobot shall rise from our ranks… and use the power of the Matrix… to light… our darkest hour.” The dying words of Optimus Prime from Transformers the Movie, perhaps the only scene in any movie that ever made me cry. We assume it was…

Knock Off Star Wars Darth Vader Toy: Star Invaders!

Star Invaders Darth Vader Toy featured in Star Wars – Revenge of the Shit. After the defeat of the Empire by the rebels in a distant galaxy, quite some time ago, Darth Vader’s body was laid to rest. The Empire was defeated and we presume Jar-Jar was killed as well. However, the time lords witnessed…

iPod nano 5th Gen. Knock-off/Clone

The iClones are classified as MP4 players however they actually don’t play Mp4 files, they play MP3 audio and WMV video. The box claims it is recyclable, but I have my doubts about that as well…

Creepy Psycho Clown doll: OK! Clown

This is why I hate Clowns – Creepy Psycho OK Clown from Hell! “The day of my birth, my death began its walk. It is walking toward me, without hurrying” – Jean Cocteau I want it known to anyone reading this, that I am afraid. I am afraid of what is to come to me and…

Knock-Off Apple Watch Novelty gift: Apple LED Watch

Novelty LED Apple Watch. Pay less, Impress nobody. I can’t tell you how excited I am – I have, in this package, the most epic awesome thing ever. That’s right – I have an Apple watch – a Freeking Apple watch! I cannot wait for my life to be changed – My life sucks as…

MacBook Novelty Compact Mirror: MacMirror Air

How to make staring into a Mirror look even more pretentious with the MacBook Air Pocket Mirror. “Beauty, and travel are some of the things that we are the most passionate about. Travel allows you to see the beauty of the world and our realm, but for us, the true beauty of the world is…