Kitsch Cat

  The most epic cat shirt in the history of the universe.   Look at this. There are no words to describe what stands before us. Of course, be it that I am paid per word, I will do my best to describe it anyway. If one only takes a quick glance at the shirt,…

My Little Pony Sex dolls : My little clopper

MLP – My Little Pony Sex Toys. No, you read that right. Today’s topic will be about real sex toys based on the popular cartoon and toy line for kids. Chances are, you have heard of My Little Pony (MLP). Perhaps you or your children are a fan of our equestrian heroes or alternatively, you…

iPhone Gun Grip case

iPhone Gun Case, or ‘How to get your dumb-ass shot for no reason’. According to Fox News, America, or ‘Murica, if you prefer is under siege! ‘Thug Culture’ if permeating through our schools. Teenagers are listening to ‘Thug’ music and wearing ‘Thug’ clothes and this is leading our most vulnerable of generations to not only…

Apple Watch Erotica novel: Invaded by the iWatch

‘Invaded by the iWatch’ Erotic fiction – Apple Watch Sex! During some of my random browsing in the deep caverns of Amazon, I came across an oddity that struck my eye – A short story written by fellow Canadian Leonard Delaney entitled “Invaded by the iWatch”. My immediate reaction was to yell “It’s not an…

Sexy Board Games: Wildly Sexy Dares!

Bored with sex? Try ‘Wildly Sexy Dares!’ the Board Game. “Dear Penthouse, I know this story is going to sound made up, but I swear it is all true! My husband, as cheap as he is, went to our local thrift store and brought home “Wildly sexy dares”. We opened it up together, nervously giggling…

Knockoff Spider-man Toilet Solar powered toy: Fiber Man!

Solar Powered Spider-man Sitting on a Toilet toy. In the last exciting episode of the ‘moderately-remarkable Spider-man’, Doc. Oc decided to end his feud with our hero by inviting Spider-man to a comfortable brunch at his place. Spider-man agreed to the meeting, for if there was a way to bring peace to the world, he…

Transformable Thomas the Train: Thom-a-stator!

Transformers Knock-Off Thomas the Tank Engine Gestalt Abomination. “One day… an Autobot shall rise from our ranks… and use the power of the Matrix… to light… our darkest hour.” The dying words of Optimus Prime from Transformers the Movie, perhaps the only scene in any movie that ever made me cry. We assume it was…