U8 Smartwatch Review

  U8 watch – A Cheap iOS and Android Smartwatch. There are many smartwatches out there. Some are incredibly amazing such as the Apple Watch, while others are fairly middle-of-the-road in terms of function and style. Some however are even lower than the ‘middle of the road’ – In fact some may be best described…

iJobs Mini – The Steve Jobs toy

  iJobs Mini – The Steve Jobs action Figure toy. Are you tired of your children wasting their playtime with nonsensical transforming robots or with the sugary-sweet adventures of rainbow-coloured ponies? A mutant Ninja Turtle? That sounds like a horrific abomination to both Man and God – There has to be a better way! Introducing…

Cheap Apple Watch Bands – An Overview

    Cheap Knock-Off Apple Watch Sport Bands. Are they any good? Sometimes in order to save money, yet still have the ‘best in class’ products, people will buy an expensive device, and garnish it with inexpensive accessories. This is especially true for the iPhone consumer, where we buy an expensive phone and slap it…

Robo-Fuk: The iPhone sex machine

  WTF? Robo-Fuk iPhone Sex Toys? I am so in love with my iPhone, it’s the first thing I see in the morning and the last thing I hold at night. I feel it understands me, wants to spend time with me and just maybe it even loves me too. Our love is a passionate…

Musical Apple Watch toy for toddlers: P-Watch

    A Musical toy Apple Watch for kids. To the surprise of absolutely nobody, I love my Apple Watch. Perhaps to the surprise of some, I also love my kids. That being said, my youngest daughter likes to grab my Apple Watch and play around with it, refusing to take ‘no’ for an answer….

Opinion: Top 5 Apple Hardware Designs

    The 10 Best Apple Hardware designs. These machines may not have always had the greatest specs, price, popularity or even achievements but they are indeed beautiful and wonderfully conceived. Until Apple’s resurgence with Steve Jobs in the mid-to-late 90’s, computers were nothing more than large grey boxes that while functional, the design language…

Knock-Off School Supplies: Back to School 2015!

Knock-Off Apple Back-To-School Supplies. It’s that time of year again – time to say goodbye to the luxury of summer vacation and once again, or perhaps for the 1st time, head off to school. For most first time students, there is some nervousness and apprehension which is perfectly understandable. For you returning students, you know…

iPhone Gun Grip case

iPhone Gun Case, or ‘How to get your dumb-ass shot for no reason’. According to Fox News, America, or ‘Murica, if you prefer is under siege! ‘Thug Culture’ if permeating through our schools. Teenagers are listening to ‘Thug’ music and wearing ‘Thug’ clothes and this is leading our most vulnerable of generations to not only…

iPhone dog chew toy: iBone!

  iPhone themed dog chew toy. So what happens when you type in “iPhone” into an online shop and then sort by lowest to highest price? You find the iBone, mans best friend’s, best toy, and for your meagre investment you are rewarded with a dog toy shaped and painted like an iPhone. It looks…

Apple Watch Erotica novel: Invaded by the iWatch

‘Invaded by the iWatch’ Erotic fiction – Apple Watch Sex! During some of my random browsing in the deep caverns of Amazon, I came across an oddity that struck my eye – A short story written by fellow Canadian Leonard Delaney entitled “Invaded by the iWatch”. My immediate reaction was to yell “It’s not an…

Apple Watch – My Initial experience

In the past I have reviewed a knock-off Apple Watch as well as put the watch on trial, but now – Let’s take a  look at Cupertino’s latest little marvel – The Apple Watch. These are my initial impressions and keep in mind I am still in the discovery phase myself, so this review will…

Even More iPhone Kids toys: Y-Phone

Y-Phone – iPhone Music Toy for Kids. Oh look, another pile of rubbish that was designed to look like, and capitalize on, the iPhone. This one is called the Y-Phone and if you say it really fast it almost sounds like the real thing. Very clever.  Although it looks like an iPhone, it is not…

The People vs. Apple Watch

Is the Apple Watch of any Value? A Preview. Case # 00001: The People vs. the Apple Watch This may not be the Supreme Court, heck it may not even be the people’s court. It’s not even night court (although our hallways are also littered with wise-cracking prostitutes and slimy lawyers) but we dispense justice…

iPod Shuffle Clone part II: The Revenge-ining!

Cheap Apple iPod Shuffle Clones. After I purchased the iPod Nano 5th generation, I was torn – Part of me loved the device, but part of me was concerned that the interface would be too much for the kids to handle. It was then that I decided I needed to provide them with a more…

iPod nano 5th Gen. Knock-off/Clone

The iClones are classified as MP4 players however they actually don’t play Mp4 files, they play MP3 audio and WMV video. The box claims it is recyclable, but I have my doubts about that as well…

Knock-Off Apple Watch Novelty gift: Apple LED Watch

Novelty LED Apple Watch. Pay less, Impress nobody. I can’t tell you how excited I am – I have, in this package, the most epic awesome thing ever. That’s right – I have an Apple watch – a Freeking Apple watch! I cannot wait for my life to be changed – My life sucks as…

MacBook Novelty Compact Mirror: MacMirror Air

How to make staring into a Mirror look even more pretentious with the MacBook Air Pocket Mirror. “Beauty, and travel are some of the things that we are the most passionate about. Travel allows you to see the beauty of the world and our realm, but for us, the true beauty of the world is…