Tronfy MX Android cheap set-top box

  Cheap Android set-top TV Box   I have been doing my best to test the validity of the old adage “you get what you pay for”. With some minor exceptions, the adage seems to be holding true. However be it curiosity or be it stupidity, I have decided to test it once again with…

Transforming Sea Animal Robot – Bloodthirsty war Dolphin

  Transforming Sea Animal Robot – Bloodthirsty war Dolphin   Dolphins – for centuries these majestic and beloved creatures have returned us home when lost at sea, playfully entertained our children and shared in our miraculous gift of heightened intelligence but In our folly and hubris we have blindly accepted them as allies. Recent intelligence…

U8 Smartwatch Review

  U8 watch – A Cheap iOS and Android Smartwatch. There are many smartwatches out there. Some are incredibly amazing such as the Apple Watch, while others are fairly middle-of-the-road in terms of function and style. Some however are even lower than the ‘middle of the road’ – In fact some may be best described…

iJobs Mini – The Steve Jobs toy

  iJobs Mini – The Steve Jobs action Figure toy. Are you tired of your children wasting their playtime with nonsensical transforming robots or with the sugary-sweet adventures of rainbow-coloured ponies? A mutant Ninja Turtle? That sounds like a horrific abomination to both Man and God – There has to be a better way! Introducing…

Kids Transformable Toy Train: Train Deformatio!

  Knock-Off Transformer Music Train. A few months ago I was walking through my friendly neighborhood dollar store, which in all honesty is actually more of an expensive, out of town dump run by a very suspicious and unfriendly person. Regardless, while I was in the store I bumped into a shelf by mistake and…

Knock-Off School Supplies: Back to School 2015!

Knock-Off Apple Back-To-School Supplies. It’s that time of year again – time to say goodbye to the luxury of summer vacation and once again, or perhaps for the 1st time, head off to school. For most first time students, there is some nervousness and apprehension which is perfectly understandable. For you returning students, you know…

iPhone Gun Grip case

iPhone Gun Case, or ‘How to get your dumb-ass shot for no reason’. According to Fox News, America, or ‘Murica, if you prefer is under siege! ‘Thug Culture’ if permeating through our schools. Teenagers are listening to ‘Thug’ music and wearing ‘Thug’ clothes and this is leading our most vulnerable of generations to not only…

iPhone dog chew toy: iBone!

  iPhone themed dog chew toy. So what happens when you type in “iPhone” into an online shop and then sort by lowest to highest price? You find the iBone, mans best friend’s, best toy, and for your meagre investment you are rewarded with a dog toy shaped and painted like an iPhone. It looks…

Ghostbusters Knock-off toy: Spook Chasers

Spook chasers – Retro Knock-Off Ghostbusters Toys. You know it’s going to be a great day when you wake up with the theme to Ghostbusters playing on loop in your head. Regardless of how many years pass, this song is flawless, perfect in every single possible way. Ghostbusters was an integral part of my childhood…

Even More iPhone Kids toys: Y-Phone

Y-Phone – iPhone Music Toy for Kids. Oh look, another pile of rubbish that was designed to look like, and capitalize on, the iPhone. This one is called the Y-Phone and if you say it really fast it almost sounds like the real thing. Very clever.  Although it looks like an iPhone, it is not…

Sexy Board Games: Wildly Sexy Dares!

Bored with sex? Try ‘Wildly Sexy Dares!’ the Board Game. “Dear Penthouse, I know this story is going to sound made up, but I swear it is all true! My husband, as cheap as he is, went to our local thrift store and brought home “Wildly sexy dares”. We opened it up together, nervously giggling…

Knockoff Spider-man Toilet Solar powered toy: Fiber Man!

Solar Powered Spider-man Sitting on a Toilet toy. In the last exciting episode of the ‘moderately-remarkable Spider-man’, Doc. Oc decided to end his feud with our hero by inviting Spider-man to a comfortable brunch at his place. Spider-man agreed to the meeting, for if there was a way to bring peace to the world, he…

iPhone clone: The GooPhone experiment

GooPhone i6 – The iPhone 6 Counterfeit Clone. I recently bought a gooPhone i6 which for those that do not know, is an iPhone 6 hardware clone, running on Android and skinned to look like iOS. I have also recently bought an android budget smart watch – the uWatch 8. The watch was supposed to work…

iPhone musical Kids Toy: iPhonys

iPhone Musical Toy for Kids. What is the best way to sell a pile of crappy products? Of course the answer is “rip off a successful product in some way-shape-or form and sell it cheap”. Obviously only the dumbest among us will buy something they don’t even want, just because it remotely resembles something they…

Dollar Store gang-bang – Vol. 1

Weird Dollar Store toys, and the people that love them. Welcome to the first edition of ‘Dollar Store gang-bang’ where a gang can go to get more bang for their buck. Yea, that’s what I mean by the title, what did you think I meant? In our first edition, we have a few oddities that…

iPod Shuffle Clone part II: The Revenge-ining!

Cheap Apple iPod Shuffle Clones. After I purchased the iPod Nano 5th generation, I was torn – Part of me loved the device, but part of me was concerned that the interface would be too much for the kids to handle. It was then that I decided I needed to provide them with a more…

Transformable Thomas the Train: Thom-a-stator!

Transformers Knock-Off Thomas the Tank Engine Gestalt Abomination. “One day… an Autobot shall rise from our ranks… and use the power of the Matrix… to light… our darkest hour.” The dying words of Optimus Prime from Transformers the Movie, perhaps the only scene in any movie that ever made me cry. We assume it was…

Knock Off Star Wars Darth Vader Toy: Star Invaders!

Star Invaders Darth Vader Toy featured in Star Wars – Revenge of the Shit. After the defeat of the Empire by the rebels in a distant galaxy, quite some time ago, Darth Vader’s body was laid to rest. The Empire was defeated and we presume Jar-Jar was killed as well. However, the time lords witnessed…

iPod nano 5th Gen. Knock-off/Clone

The iClones are classified as MP4 players however they actually don’t play Mp4 files, they play MP3 audio and WMV video. The box claims it is recyclable, but I have my doubts about that as well…

Knock-Off Apple Watch Novelty gift: Apple LED Watch

Novelty LED Apple Watch. Pay less, Impress nobody. I can’t tell you how excited I am – I have, in this package, the most epic awesome thing ever. That’s right – I have an Apple watch – a Freeking Apple watch! I cannot wait for my life to be changed – My life sucks as…

MacBook Novelty Compact Mirror: MacMirror Air

How to make staring into a Mirror look even more pretentious with the MacBook Air Pocket Mirror. “Beauty, and travel are some of the things that we are the most passionate about. Travel allows you to see the beauty of the world and our realm, but for us, the true beauty of the world is…