Kitsch Cat

  The most epic cat shirt in the history of the universe.   Look at this. There are no words to describe what stands before us. Of course, be it that I am paid per word, I will do my best to describe it anyway. If one only takes a quick glance at the shirt,…

Candy Cigarettes Knock-Off Nerd Smoking Special

Candy Cigarettes are bad M’Kay? According to statistics Canada, between 1999 and 2012 the percentage of tobacco smokers aged 15 and older decreased from 25% to 16%. This stands in line with my own unscientific observations as I have noticed many of my friends and family have also quit smoking in the last few years,…

Sexy Board Games: Wildly Sexy Dares!

Bored with sex? Try ‘Wildly Sexy Dares!’ the Board Game. “Dear Penthouse, I know this story is going to sound made up, but I swear it is all true! My husband, as cheap as he is, went to our local thrift store and brought home “Wildly sexy dares”. We opened it up together, nervously giggling…