U8 Smartwatch Review

  U8 watch – A Cheap iOS and Android Smartwatch. There are many smartwatches out there. Some are incredibly amazing such as the Apple Watch, while others are fairly middle-of-the-road in terms of function and style. Some however are even lower than the ‘middle of the road’ – In fact some may be best described…

iJobs Mini – The Steve Jobs toy

  iJobs Mini – The Steve Jobs action Figure toy. Are you tired of your children wasting their playtime with nonsensical transforming robots or with the sugary-sweet adventures of rainbow-coloured ponies? A mutant Ninja Turtle? That sounds like a horrific abomination to both Man and God – There has to be a better way! Introducing…

Retro memoirs: ZZT

Retro Game programming with ZZT. In my day job, I get to design and code software. Sure it’s related to business applications and not the next Dragon Quest or Megaman game, but I like it anyway. Even in my spare time, when I am not reviewing rubbish for the Knock-Off Nerd series, I am sitting…

iPhone dog chew toy: iBone!

  iPhone themed dog chew toy. So what happens when you type in “iPhone” into an online shop and then sort by lowest to highest price? You find the iBone, mans best friend’s, best toy, and for your meagre investment you are rewarded with a dog toy shaped and painted like an iPhone. It looks…

Apple Watch – My Initial experience

In the past I have reviewed a knock-off Apple Watch as well as put the watch on trial, but now – Let’s take a  look at Cupertino’s latest little marvel – The Apple Watch. These are my initial impressions and keep in mind I am still in the discovery phase myself, so this review will…

The People vs. Apple Watch

Is the Apple Watch of any Value? A Preview. Case # 00001: The People vs. the Apple Watch This may not be the Supreme Court, heck it may not even be the people’s court. It’s not even night court (although our hallways are also littered with wise-cracking prostitutes and slimy lawyers) but we dispense justice…