Transforming Sea Animal Robot – Bloodthirsty war Dolphin

  Transforming Sea Animal Robot – Bloodthirsty war Dolphin   Dolphins – for centuries these majestic and beloved creatures have returned us home when lost at sea, playfully entertained our children and shared in our miraculous gift of heightened intelligence but In our folly and hubris we have blindly accepted them as allies. Recent intelligence…

Kids Transformable Toy Train: Train Deformatio!

  Knock-Off Transformer Music Train. A few months ago I was walking through my friendly neighborhood dollar store, which in all honesty is actually more of an expensive, out of town dump run by a very suspicious and unfriendly person. Regardless, while I was in the store I bumped into a shelf by mistake and…

Transformable Thomas the Train: Thom-a-stator!

Transformers Knock-Off Thomas the Tank Engine Gestalt Abomination. “One day… an Autobot shall rise from our ranks… and use the power of the Matrix… to light… our darkest hour.” The dying words of Optimus Prime from Transformers the Movie, perhaps the only scene in any movie that ever made me cry. We assume it was…