Kitsch Cat

  The most epic cat shirt in the history of the universe.   Look at this. There are no words to describe what stands before us. Of course, be it that I am paid per word, I will do my best to describe it anyway. If one only takes a quick glance at the shirt,…

iJobs Mini – The Steve Jobs toy

  iJobs Mini – The Steve Jobs action Figure toy. Are you tired of your children wasting their playtime with nonsensical transforming robots or with the sugary-sweet adventures of rainbow-coloured ponies? A mutant Ninja Turtle? That sounds like a horrific abomination to both Man and God – There has to be a better way! Introducing…

iPhone Gun Grip case

iPhone Gun Case, or ‘How to get your dumb-ass shot for no reason’. According to Fox News, America, or ‘Murica, if you prefer is under siege! ‘Thug Culture’ if permeating through our schools. Teenagers are listening to ‘Thug’ music and wearing ‘Thug’ clothes and this is leading our most vulnerable of generations to not only…

Sexy Board Games: Wildly Sexy Dares!

Bored with sex? Try ‘Wildly Sexy Dares!’ the Board Game. “Dear Penthouse, I know this story is going to sound made up, but I swear it is all true! My husband, as cheap as he is, went to our local thrift store and brought home “Wildly sexy dares”. We opened it up together, nervously giggling…

Dollar Store gang-bang – Vol. 1

Weird Dollar Store toys, and the people that love them. Welcome to the first edition of ‘Dollar Store gang-bang’ where a gang can go to get more bang for their buck. Yea, that’s what I mean by the title, what did you think I meant? In our first edition, we have a few oddities that…